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Friday, November 28th, 2003
10:12 pm	bizzarre [22:01] im finding that hard to believe but continue please [22:01] and im actually brown in colour [22:01] * jollydude ne ne ne, goes back in time [22:01] look, you brown dipshit, this isn't a joke [22:02] i am serious [22:02] ok [22:02] so where, if i wanted to, would i send this $10? [22:02] it's NOT what your country can do for you, it's what you can do to get the party started [22:02] i don't want your money [22:03] i want Oprah's money [22:03] cause she's a billionaire [22:03] knaw mean [22:03] im down [22:03] im down, too [22:03] i guess we're both down [22:03] so how can i get this party started? [22:04] You will need to do THREE things ! [22:04] First, do you have $10 ? [22:04] yes [22:04] Go down to the beer store and get a six pack ... [22:04] ok [22:04] Second, do you have friends ? [22:05] i guess [22:05] Ok, among your friends, only bring the girls, preferably black [22:05] ohhh then get them pregnant? [22:05] if you want, anyway, and Third .. [22:05] do you have hands ? [22:06] yes.... [22:06] punchline is looming.... [22:06] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE EM LIEK YOU JUST DON'T CARE, AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, LIKE WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SCREEEEEAAAAM, OHHHH YEEEEAH [22:06] OOHHH YEEEAH [22:06] well done [22:07] where is my ohhh yeeeah ? :( [22:07] oh sorry [22:07] OHHHH YEEEAH [22:07] hahaha [22:07] so, what was the use of that entire conversation? [22:08] ? [22:08] i mean that was kind of amusing [22:08] man, to many things in life there is no explanation [22:08] what ever happend, happend [22:08] but hardly up to "i put on my robe and wizard hat" standards [22:09] whatever, dude [22:09] i thought you weren't racist [22:09] it saddens me to know that im probably the only person who'll respond to you [22:09] huh? [22:10] im just kidding [22:10] so why are you the rare few who responds to me? [22:11] i guess when you said "hello" i was expecting you to follow with porn spam [22:11] then when you didnt it was quite surprising [22:11] so ummm im going to stop talking to you now [22:11] i dont do that whole "meeting people on the internet" thing (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, November 14th, 2003
4:34 pm	read it all cuns The following Richard Dawkins essay appeared in the popular U.K. news website,The Guardian on September 15, 2001, four days after the World Trade Center terrorist attack. A guided missile corrects its trajectory as it flies, homing in, say, on the heat of a jet plane's exhaust. A great improvement on a simple ballistic shell, it still cannot discriminate particular targets. It could not zero in on a designated New York skyscraper if launched from as far away as Boston. That is precisely what a modern "smart missile" can do. Computer miniaturisation has advanced to the point where one of today's smart missiles could be programmed with an image of the Manhattan skyline together with instructions to home in on the north tower of the World Trade Centre. Smart missiles of this sophistication are possessed by the United States, as we learned in the Gulf war, but they are economically beyond ordinary terrorists and scientifically beyond theocratic governments. Might there be a cheaper and easier alternative? In the second world war, before electronics became cheap and miniature, the psychologist BF Skinner did some research on pigeon-guided missiles. The pigeon was to sit in a tiny cockpit, having previously been trained to peck keys in such a way as to keep a designated target in the centre of a screen. In the missile, the target would be for real. The principle worked, although it was never put into practice by the US authorities. Even factoring in the costs of training them, pigeons are cheaper and lighter than computers of comparable effectiveness. Their feats in Skinner's boxes suggest that a pigeon, after a regimen of training with colour slides, really could guide a missile to a distinctive landmark at the southern end of Manhattan island. The pigeon has no idea that it is guiding a missile. It just keeps on pecking at those two tall rectangles on the screen, from time to time a food reward drops out of the dispenser, and this goes on until... oblivion. Pigeons may be cheap and disposable as on-board guidance systems, but there's no escaping the cost of the missile itself. And no such missile large enough to do much damage could penetrate US air space without being intercepted. What is needed is a missile that is not recognised for what it is until too late. Something like a large civilian airliner, carrying the innocuous markings of a well-known carrier and a great deal of fuel. That's the easy part. But how do you smuggle on board the necessary guidance system? You can hardly expect the pilots to surrender the left-hand seat to a pigeon or a computer. How about using humans as on-board guidance systems, instead of pigeons? Humans are at least as numerous as pigeons, their brains are not significantly costlier than pigeon brains, and for many tasks they are actually superior. Humans have a proven track record in taking over planes by the use of threats, which work because the legitimate pilots value their own lives and those of their passengers. The natural assumption that the hijacker ultimately values his own life too, and will act rationally to preserve it, leads air crews and ground staff to make calculated decisions that would not work with guidance modules lacking a sense of self-preservation. If your plane is being hijacked by an armed man who, though prepared to take risks, presumably wants to go on living, there is room for bargaining. A rational pilot complies with the hijacker's wishes, gets the plane down on the ground, has hot food sent in for the passengers and leaves the negotiations to people trained to negotiate. The problem with the human guidance system is precisely this. Unlike the pigeon version, it knows that a successful mission culminates in its own destruction. Could we develop a biological guidance system with the compliance and dispensability of a pigeon but with a man's resourcefulness and ability to infiltrate plausibly? What we need, in a nutshell, is a human who doesn't mind being blown up. He'd make the perfect on-board guidance system. But suicide enthusiasts are hard to find. Even terminal cancer patients might lose their nerve when the crash was actually looming. Could we get some otherwise normal humans and somehow persuade them that they are not going to die as a consequence of flying a plane smack into a skyscraper? If only! Nobody is that stupid, but how about this - it's a long shot, but it just might work. Given that they are certainly going to die, couldn't we sucker them into believing that they are going to come to life again afterwards? Don't be daft! No, listen, it might work. Offer them a fast track to a Great Oasis in the Sky, cooled by everlasting fountains. Harps and wings wouldn't appeal to the sort of young men we need, so tell them there's a special martyr's reward of 72 virgin brides, guaranteed eager and exclusive. Would they fall for it? Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next. It's a tall story, but worth a try. You'd have to get them young, though. Feed them a complete and self-consistent background mythology to make the big lie sound plausible when it comes. Give them a holy book and make them learn it by heart. Do you know, I really think it might work. As luck would have it, we have just the thing to hand: a ready-made system of mind-control which has been honed over centuries, handed down through generations. Millions of people have been brought up in it. It is called religion and, for reasons which one day we may understand, most people fall for it (nowhere more so than America itself, though the irony passes unnoticed). Now all we need is to round up a few of these faith-heads and give them flying lessons. Facetious? Trivialising an unspeakable evil? That is the exact opposite of my intention, which is deadly serious and prompted by deep grief and fierce anger. I am trying to call attention to the elephant in the room that everybody is too polite - or too devout - to notice: religion, and specifically the devaluing effect that religion has on human life. I don't mean devaluing the life of others (though it can do that too), but devaluing one's own life. Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end. If death is final, a rational agent can be expected to value his life highly and be reluctant to risk it. This makes the world a safer place, just as a plane is safer if its hijacker wants to survive. At the other extreme, if a significant number of people convince themselves, or are convinced by their priests, that a martyr's death is equivalent to pressing the hyperspace button and zooming through a wormhole to another universe, it can make the world a very dangerous place. Especially if they also believe that that other universe is a paradisical escape from the tribulations of the real world. Top it off with sincerely believed, if ludicrous and degrading to women, sexual promises, and is it any wonder that naive and frustrated young men are clamouring to be selected for suicide missions? There is no doubt that the afterlife-obsessed suicidal brain really is a weapon of immense power and danger. It is comparable to a smart missile, and its guidance system is in many respects superior to the most sophisticated electronic brain that money can buy. Yet to a cynical government, organisation, or priesthood, it is very very cheap. Our leaders have described the recent atrocity with the customary cliche: mindless cowardice. "Mindless" may be a suitable word for the vandalising of a telephone box. It is not helpful for understanding what hit New York on September 11. Those people were not mindless and they were certainly not cowards. On the contrary, they had sufficiently effective minds braced with an insane courage, and it would pay us mightily to understand where that courage came from. It came from religion. Religion is also, of course, the underlying source of the divisiveness in the Middle East which motivated the use of this deadly weapon in the first place. But that is another story and not my concern here. My concern here is with the weapon itself. To fill a world with religion, or religions of the Abrahamic kind, is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not be surprised if they are used. Current Mood: jesusified Current Music: Bob Dylan - Love Minus Zero - No Limit [Live] (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
7:46 pm	lets do one of these gay things 1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME Fraser Neil "Rathead" Orr 2. DESCRIBE THE CLOTHES YOU ARE WEARING? shirt shorts 3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Beatles - Rocky Racoon 4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? worst question ever 5.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a biscuit 7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? cloudyish 8. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE 2 ON THE PHONE? stephen 9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? personal hygiene 10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i like everyone 11. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? i feel like these questions suck 12. FAVOURITE DRINK? beer 13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? beer 14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? cripple-fighting 15. HAIR COLOUR? dark brown 16. EYE COLOUR? brown 17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes 18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGE? mitchell, cant remember 19. FAVOURITE MONTH? BORING 20. FAV FOOD? beer 21. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Audition 22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? september 11 23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? dunno 24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES? depends 25. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 26. HUGS OR KISSES? dunno 27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? anyone who says relationships is gay 28. VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? vanilla 32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? in a house 33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? steven kings - the dead zone, michael moore - dude, wheres my country? and sdd books 34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? dont have one 35. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? solitaire 36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? slept 37. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SMELL? what do you think LOLOLLOLOLOOOLL 38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? what do you think LOLOLLOLOLOOOLL that sucked (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003
7:43 pm	ANOTHER SONG! to be sung to the tune of "still rock and roll to me" whats the matter with the cancer she's getting can't you tell that its pretty tame after listening to all the "delta nearly dies" reports they all start to sound the same you might not be a good singer, you might be fat and bloated but get yourself some cancer and you're sure to get promoted its a big hit, isnt it, even if its a peice of shit its still delta goodrum to me (slightly stolen from wierd al's "still billy joel to me") Current Mood: cancerous (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 17th, 2003
9:11 am	Here's a song about dong. To be sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" in the rrhiod, where i was born lived an anus, who loved the cock and he told us, during sex of the life in a magic sock and this sock, its understood was made of steel plates, rocks and wood and he named, this merry scene his mastubate machine We all live in a masturbate machine a masturbate machine a masturbate machine thx 2 jre for the inspiration and loving care Current Mood: sing-songy Current Music: Bob Dylan - All Along The Watchtower (LIVE) (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 13th, 2003
1:00 pm	balls woh how about that update didnt expect that one did ya cunt Current Mood: scared Current Music: Lou Reed - Dirty BLVD (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 22nd, 2003
7:43 pm	UP WITH DICK http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033467/board/nest/289126 ive become completely lost as to whose playing along and whose being serious Current Mood: what Current Music: Unknown Artist - Untitled (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 21st, 2003
5:20 pm	I fell in to a burnin ring of fire http://www.michaelparenti.org This is one of my favourite people. Try and find some of his speeches on kazaa or wherever. Current Mood: Cerebellumed Current Music: Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 16th, 2003
3:01 pm	do this cuns Crazy inkblot things. http://www.emode.com/tests/inkblot/ Fraser, your subconscious mind is driven most by Kindness You have a deep desire to be kind and fair to others. You are preoccupied with finding kindness in the world around you, far more than you may realize on a conscious level. This makes you unusually empathetic and very sensitive to other people's feelings. Your kind nature makes you an optimist at heart and allows you to see the best in the people around you. Because you're not judgmental, others seek you out when they need a friend. Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are. 2troo yo (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, September 15th, 2003
5:56 pm	E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html thats pretty funny (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 13th, 2003
1:30 pm	Ring my bell Leisure Town rulz: http://www.leisuretown.com/stories/religion/agilike/index.html (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 10th, 2003
4:53 pm	HOLY FUCKING SHIT TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY! Here's everything funny thats ever happened on IRC: {Sulz-Hyobu-sho} I punch girls whenever they punch me. {Sulz-Hyobu-sho} They always look at me with the most shocked expression on their face, like "what the fuck did you just do? Did you just punch me? Am I to believe you just pu-" and then I punch them again {Kurt} GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS ONE IN TWO {Kurt} there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS" {MrFixIt} Guy: "One time I got my johnson caught in my zipper." Oprah: "I know exactly how you feel." {Al} I knew a kid who had a party trick which involved his penis, fluorescent poster paints and turning the lights off {amoeba} CRAWWWLINGG INN THEE AIRRDUCCTSS, THESE GAMESSSS THEY AREE SOO BOOORIINGG {AnimeFreak} happy, are there any decent neo geo emulators for linux? {happy} had you bothered to look, you would already have your answer. i can only therefore assume that your asking me is actually a thinly veiled request for anal penetration {jre} HEE-LA, WHY WON'T YOU STRADDLE MY FACE LIKE OLD TIMES? {NormanBates} I'd go back in time when I made the time machine and break it, boy would I look suprised! {Al} "WAAH WAAH WAAH, WHY WON'T ANYBODY EVER HAVE SEX WITH ME? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M AN IRRITATING, FAT, NERDY RATFUCK WITH A MICROSCOPIC PENIS!" {tooley} shutup cunt i didnt ask u 2 open your binrat mouth,go back to smoking your fathers 2mm cock {tooley} wtf are you,doctor fucken hard cunt,i speak english not jew {tooley} WTF NATIONALITY IS THE NAME KOREAN {tooley} do you still rape the yellow cunts in chinatown because your droped-pie head and mongolated body cant get any {K0ffing} Jennifer Lopez = someone kill this fucking whore now {PigsCantFly} i hear they're remaking casablanca with her and ben affleck {K0ffing} that's strange because I don't remember Lauren Bacall being an ugly slut or Humphrey Bogart being a no-talent shit {egg} Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or is your chub a dud? {Sulzanti} If I was gay, I'd clone myself and then reject myself because I'm too fucking good even for me {SteamedHams} {Thom_Yorke} DURR HURR I AM FEELING ALIENATED AND HERE ARE LOTS OF COMPUTERS AND STREET LIGHTS I NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM SOMETHING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT OH SHIT I'M IN THE FIRE oh hey i just wrote a song {SteamedHams} tossing and turning all night, minus the turning {Al} vasectomy is a foolish barbarism {Al} it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women {jre|away} It's not that. The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina {Vodex} like an extraction fan but in reverse {Al} damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit {Al} how do you convert cubic inches to cubic centimetres {Alien} carefully {Hee-La} i have to ask though, is there really a benefit in having a 5 inch wide pussy {K0ffing} the benefit is you can invite friends over and they don't have to wait in line {Kosta} talk to the hand cause it's holding a microphone and I want your statements to be broadcast to the crowd {cardcheat} my kids will be well aquainted with the details of my erect penis {Kosta} Sometimes I throw pennies at the ground in public and yell "JEW BAIT!!!" to see who comes. {Al} actually this channel is a lot like a bath, in that it's wet and a lot of fat people seem to get stuck in it {tr0n} You should never tell somebody they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. {pork} dont copy that floppy {a43} don't trigger that nigger (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:41 pm	He likes porn, he hates the American government! If I was an American, I'd be voting for this man. http://www.larryflynt.com/statements/democracy.html Current Mood: Mathematical Current Music: Beatles - With A Little Help From My Friends (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 7th, 2003
1:23 am	how about an update for fucking once you know, finding out that someone you once knew is now doing heroin is a strange thing Current Music: Bob Marley & the Wailers - No Woman No Cry (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
6:18 pm	but first the news david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham david beckham (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 17th, 2003
5:04 pm	Warning: If you read this you must be gay. so anyway gotta do maths test tomorrow, that should be a barrel of laughs I need something new to add to this page, it just all seems to samey. I need some kind of PigsCantFly spin on the whole shabang, if you catch my meaning. So uhhhhhh lets here it for my balls. Current Mood: flirty Current Music: Metallica - One (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 16th, 2003
11:05 am	we sound more like everyone else, then anyone else I often wonder about this guy. I stumbled on the website a while ago and thought it was just a fag American who swore a lot and then blamed it on the fifth amendment or something, but reading it again I think he's kind of funny. Oh well make up your own minds. After all its a free country! USA! USA! USA! USA! In other news, hypermart seem to have gotten their proverbial shit together and stopped me from raping thier bandwidth. So the majority of the pictures I use are GONE FOREVER! DUN DUN DUN! I'm sure I'll get over it some day. (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2003
1:09 pm	these things are stupid Disorder Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Low -- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 14th, 2003
5:45 pm	lets put a ball in a biscuit well today i bought two records, Elephant and Songs for the Deaf. For a total of $70. One's things for sure, they sound a damn sight better than mp3's. But I have GOT to keep studying for tests. There's just too fucking much for business studies so I don't think I'll bother for too much longer. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
4:55 pm	dont talk to me bra i got a stiffy well i think i did pretty well in the three trial hsc's ive had so far. ive at least past now im gonna do some other test as well to try and improve my uai or something happy gays Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Ben Folds Five - Brick (Comment on this)